|“||GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND WIN THIS GAME!!!||”|
— Coach Monumental
Coach Monumental is a notoriously strict coach who is constantly bossing students and even other members of the school's faculty around. He seems to lack an indoor voice. When he is not coaching a game or anything, he can usually be found chugging down a protein shake, signing up unsuspecting students for sports, or listening to his own voice.
- Coach Monumental's voice actor, Mike Pollock, also provides the voice of Principal Walker, Dr. Feelwell, and various background characters.
- He is known to sneak into the girl's locker room from time to time.
- His last name is a play on words with how tall he is and how he always speaks with a booming voice.
- No matter how cold it is outside, he always forces his P.E. students to run laps outside in their gym outfits.
- It is subtly hinted that he gives steroids to his football players.