|“||Well, I've officially decided I don't need college. I can just work as a video game tester.||”|
Corey is an overweight Nerd who is overly obsessed with Vaults and Vampires (just like how "nerds" are associated with Dungeons and Dragons in real life), claiming that it is the highest point of human achievement. He admits that he spends so much time playing it that he sometimes loses touch with reality. He often gets in trouble for playing it during class.