|“||Has your therapist ever called you weird? Mine has.||”|
Gordon is notoriously well known for being the weirdest and grossest kid on campus. He also happens to be PC Guy and Eric's self-appointed "biggest fan", and he is quite creepy around them. He lacks any sort of social skills, and he ends up saying the most awkward stuff around people. In his spare time, he likes to talk to himself by burping and grunting, playing with his imaginary friend, obsess over the Pearson brothers, read his overdue library books, snack on his boogers, eat food from the floor, and pop his pimples.
- Gordon owns a scrapbook that is dedicated to PC Guy and Eric's life timeline. In fact, in the season 2 episode, Eric for Principal, it was revealed that he owns the duo's very first sweat drops, as well as some of their locks of hair.
- Kimberly thinks that Gordon is "cute", much to PC Guy's disappointment.
- In 3rd grade, Gordon once attacked Joey for no reason. Joey ended up getting detention for "causing a disturbance", while Gordon got off scot-free.