Hawaiian Cocktail is an Associated Production Music track that was composed by Richard Myhill. It serves as the main “sad” theme of Edward and Eric.
- 3b. My Fair Kimberly - Kimberly flips out and leaves.
- 4a. The School Bully - "OKAY! OKAY! YOU CAUGHT US!"
- 15a. Eric for Principal - "Your bus to Cranky Old Timer Island will be here shortly."; Edward in his dorm room with Oscar.
- 23a. That's Gonna Leave a Mark - "WHAT?! I DIDN'T GET ANY PRESENTS!"
- 27a. Opposites Day - "I can't believe how much some dumb holiday could ruin my life like this."
- 29b. Snake Zone - Edward and Joey cry.
- 32a. Moment of Tooth - The brothers cry, and Eric prepares to run away.
- 32b. One Small Step for Pearson - "NOT MY BEAUTIFUL SCHOOL!!!!"
- 42a. There's No F in Edward - Constantinos cries.
- 59b. Comedy Gold - "I say I'm out of here."
- 62a. Occupied! - Joey pretends to cry.
- 63b. Will You Be My Friend? - "Ok. SUIT YOURSELF!"
- 78b. Snow Difference - Edward and Walker are still stuck on the ski lift.
- 80b. Carver Day - "Do any of you know how long you've been out here?"
- 81a. Send in the Eds - Stanley is transformed into a clown.
- 82b. Everybody Loves Constantinos - "Well, Edward, I guess this is goodbye."
- 94b. Ed and Relaxation - "Sir, I don't like it here."
- 98a. The Class of Complain - "So THAT'S why nothing is being solved!"
- 108a. Every Ed Has Its Day - "Um, I think it's been three days."
- 137b. Energy Boost - Edward cries.
- 144a. Re-meet Your Maker - "I was hoping this would've ended with the Friendship Boulder Toss."
- 199a. The Tortoise and the Ed - Principal Walker in Nurse Fracture's office.
- Despite being known as the "sad theme" of Edward and Eric, Hawaiian Cocktail is notorious for also playing in scenes that aren't sad at all.
- (TBD) are the only episodes to have played this track in its entirety, although Moment of Tooth did come close to accomplishing that.
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