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Undertaker is episode 132b of Edward and Eric. It premiered on Kids' WB on June 18, 2005.

Synopsis[]

Not wanting to spend his anniversary with Diane, Principal Walker fakes his own death so that the dreaded day won't happen.

Cast (WIP)[]

Trivia[]

  • This episode is available on the Skeleton in the Ed DVD and The Complete Sixth Season box set.
  • This episode was originally going to be paired with Pen-emies, but it ended up being partnered with The Snodgrass Menace instead.
  • Although this episode premiered in 2005, the copyright date at the end of the credits is 2004.

Transcript[]

(The episode opens in Principal Walker's office, where he is snoring away, until Mr. Goodman opens the door)

Principal Walker: (half-asleep) Huh? Who's that?

Mr. Goodman: (holding an envelope) Oh, sorry, sir, I should've knocked. Before I clock out for the day, I just wanted to give you something important.

Principal Walker: Important, one-on-one mail?! Look, Goodman, let's not make any wrong assumptions. It could be any Gaylord Kenneth Walker who instigated war crimes back in '39.

Mr. Goodman: Huh?

Principal Walker: (clears his throat) Uhhh...I mean, that picture of me sleeping with an anime pillow is not authentic. It's an edited picture from my children, and I don't even know what an "anime" or all these fancy new trends are.

(Beat)

Principal Walker: It wasn't me who set your kitchen on fire last week after you told me I couldn't have candy before my afternoon nap! It wasn't me who put all your childhood photos in the shredder when you took the last chicken sandwich at lunch! IT WASN'T ME WHO ROBBED BANKS IN 47 DIFFERENT STATES!!!!

(Another beat)

Principal Walker: It's a serious diagnosis from my doctor, right?

Mr. Goodman: Alright, let's not drag this on any further. (hands him the envelope) It's from your wife. I didn't peer into it or anything, but it does have "READ ASAP" written on it.

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