|“||They're made with love!||”|
— Principal Walker
Principal Walker usually lies about Walker Wings being "made with love" and having "several vitamins that are rich in nutrients". According to www.kidswb.com, these are the actual ingredients:
- Whatever Walker can find from the Lakeside Waste Management Landfill.
- Sock sweat that comes from the school's athletic locker room.
- A "healthy dose" of Chip's drool.
- Aloysius' tears.
- Emile's toenail fungus.
- Pig snout.
- Bone marrow - for all we know, it could be from humans.
- Live worms.
Boil all of those together in a bucket of grease at 375 F for at least two hours.