|“||Walker wants me to make his stew today, so I’m gonna need you to fetch me some ingredients. I want you to get some toilet water in a pitcher, a dead rat from the Biology room, one of Mrs. White’s cats, and these barnacles off my left foot!||”|
While it is true that not all schools have the best food, Winifred takes it up a notch. She is a woman in her 50s who's notorious for always being "creative" with her dishes, coughing and sneezing in the food so it can "enhance the flavor", paying no attention to her personal hygiene, and lacking an indoor voice. Winifred isn't liked among the students, as most of them find her (and her food) disgusting. However, Gordon and Tony are exceptions. Gordon loves her food, while Tony finds her attractive.
- She has a crush on Dr. Knotley.